Jennifer Saunders

I did want a boy child because I had this romantic idea that a boy child when he's 16 takes his mother out for dinner.

I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people.

At home, I relax by gardening, or just pottering.

If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT.