Jack Gardner

Never be angry with something that can't get angry with you.

Never offer advice just to appear concerned.

The object of your desire is not an object.

Where utility ends and decoration begins is perfection.

Do not ask questions until you have trained yourself not to know the answers.

A comment that starts with the words "I think" usually means the opposite.

We think we are being interesting to others when we are being interesting to ourselves.

Boring is the right thought at the wrong time.

Experience will tell you if you need more of it.