Jack Black

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.