J. Richard Singleton

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

Later film shoots_ casting calls would advertise that they__e __un shoots_ and a __ood way to get exposure___ut working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not what__ traditionally thought of as __ork._ You know what__ fun, indie filmmakers? Being paid for your time.

I guess we all travel through life in a haze of sorts. A fog. The people we only meet in the fog we allow ourselves to lose because it__ not our fault. It__ the fog__. The people we latch onto__hey become our friends. It was my friendship with Ethan that took me out of the fog.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.

If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

[Truman] didn__ want to fight the guy, whatever he was__lien, vampyr or douchebag.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.