J.K. Rowling

I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.

I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be.

I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!

You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?""Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me_""I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times_""Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand_

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle_ Flint alongside her __oke him in the eye, Angelina __t was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his paper. "Make Harry get it.""Get the mail, Harry.""Make Dudley get it.""Poke him with your Smelting stick, Dudley.

Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of Fred and George's shop?''How did you...?''Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George.

Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.

When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.!' Neville-'James rolled his eyes.....

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

I knew I could do it all this time,_ said Harry, __ecause I'd already done it... does that make sense?

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. "All right- PLEASE." "NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.