This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
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Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.