Heather Chapple

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven__ lived with them yet.

I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.

A woman being able to make a man genuinely laugh leaves a much better impression on him than a woman who wants them to feel like she is nothing more than a sex object_ believe me, they tend to not be as picky as you might think when it comes to that.

Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone.

I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released_as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them.

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.

I don__ understand why Universities only offer undergraduate classes during the day when their professional staff should be smart enough to know that a large percentage of their students are non-traditional.

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.

I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don__ work out as they expected.

Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you aren__ is because you have a conscience.