Gena Showalter

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.

Problem was, he couldn__ masturbate his sexual desires away because he__ fry off his cock." Hector

Just in case you get any ideas, know that I__l be sleeping with a can of Mace in one hand and pepper spray in the other._ - KatieJorlan's expression turned mocking. __ust in case you get any ideas, know that I__l be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other.

What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.

She stopped at the desk and held up a can for his view. "This looks like an ordinary hairspray can, right?""Of course." he said though he had no idea what hairspray was.

Dallas popped his jaw. __ do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man.

Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.

I__ not trying to__hat do teenagers say nowadays?_ he asked my grandmother.__et all up in her biznez,_ Nana said.Without cracking a smile.__hat__ right,_ he replied. __e__e not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali.

CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Legion hissed like a startled cat, the noise scraping at Reyes__ skin. __e no boy. You think me a boy?__veryone stopped, stared. Even Aeron.Reyes was the first to find his voice. __ou__e a_girl?__ nod. __e pretty.___es, you are._ Reyes exchanged a glance with Lucien. __eautiful.

Leap out the window, my inner Tigress cried. You aren't ready to face such a powerful Tiger. I frowned. I thought a true Tigress never backed down from a fight. Don't you know anything? When she's in heat, she avoids everything male. Now run!

Are you suggesting I__ working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I__ trick you into letting me join you?___id you?_ Mr. Holland demanded.__eah, okay,_ I said in a sugar-sweet tone. __ou__e right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn__ tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend__ yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.

He was gorgeous, and I absolutely, no question, had to be drooling. After a quick and hopefully stealthy check _ big show, I wasn__!- I found myself wonder what color his eyes were. Brown maybe. Or even hazel. Either way_wow, just wow. Deer? Headlights? Hi, I__ Ali.

Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means...Justin, looking desperately at me: No?Nana: Are you sure?Justin, shifting uncomfortably: I'm sure. No means no.Nana: Well look at you. You got one right. Now here's another, even tougher sentence for you to finish. Premarital sex is...Me: Nana! I'm so sorry Justin.Nana: Unlike Pops, I'm not moving on. Justin?Pops: His name is Jason.Justin:Uh....uh....Pops: While you think about that, why don't you tell me how you feel about drinking and driving?Justin: I'm totally against it, I swear!Nana: Methinks he protests too much.

Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time than now." I looked."Bad, Ali!" Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?

Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.

Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.1. You're wearing that?2. Something smells funny.3. Where's the Tylenol?4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.5. I have a confession to make_6. My dad has a suit just like that.7. That man is hot. Look at him.8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever_9. You're going to order that? Seriously?10. You're how old?