Fred Barnett

They have no discipline. They__l still need us._ __a!_ said Postel. __o discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published!" _ Amok 2015

Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave__ butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.

You__e going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F__ Me Heels?" _ Bats 2015

She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" _ BATS

I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them on display, and then_._ Mina said, __ere they displayed like this?" __ats 2015

Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pul_ rigiditate, while he told Mina. __ vould like totally hang up on the dude. He__ no Baldwin." _ Bats 2015

...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess__ nether regions. _ BATS 2015

Purrrrrrrr_ Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. __ hear a Kitty!_ Vlad__ eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. __ou__e teasing me!" _ Bats

They__e dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he__ dead. Especially when he__ dead. _ Bats 2015

Wichtor__ been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." _ Bats 2015

Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'__ sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel of its day_which was Tuesday." __ats 2015

Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn__ lazy. She was actually dead." _ Bats 2015

Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." _ Bats 2015

He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." _ Bats 2015

Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you _ especially when they are pleading for their lives." _ Bats 2015

Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. _ Bats 2015

Grrrrowpt._ said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass." _ BATS 2015

We won__ be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." __ats 2015