Douglas Horton

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Smile, it's free therapy.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

If food were free, why work?

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.