Dane Cook

I believe in people getting what's coming to them but don't hold grudges either. We all hurt people, fail & hopefully grow from adversity. Basically, eat shit & thrive

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.

I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.