Charles M. Schulz

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well vote for Charlie Brown! Yes, next year we may even say, 'You're elected, Charlie Brown!

Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

There's our excuse... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Just remember, when you__e over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?