Alan Ball

Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?-- Pam to Jessica, True Blood

The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.

I believe forgiveness is possible for everybody, for everything, but I'm a Buddhist.

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it__ hard to stay mad when there__ so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I__ seeing it all at once, and it__ too much; my heart fills up like a balloon that__ about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can__ feel anything but gratitude__or every single moment of my stupid, little life. You have no idea what I__ talking about, I__ sure; but don__ worry_.you will someday.