The computer may be incompetent in itself--that is, unable to do the work for which it was designed. This kind of incompetence can never be eliminated, because the Peter Principle applies in the plants where computers are designed and manufactured.

Silver surfers ... nah, that's old hat. Retire a gold surfer with Cosmic Ordering.

Even their downtime was epic.

Every artist takes their final work to the grave.

Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.

I didn__ know that painters and writers retired. They__e like soldiers _ they just fade away.