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Hanged"I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever,the point is I hanged myself today and I__ stillhanging.I feel fine. Just bored. I keep hoping thatsomeone will come home and cut me downbut then I keep remembering that if I knewsomeone like that I wouldn__ be up here. Bitironic, right? Or is that not ironic? I readsomewhere that, like, anything funny is,in some way, ironic. But I don__ know if it'sfunny or not. I don__ think my brain owns__unny_, you know?I feel taller. I like that.I__e never been away from my shadow forthis long. It had always clung to my feet,parting momentarily for a quick dive intothe swimming pool. But never for fivehours. I like it. There__ three feet of spacebetween my two and the floor.I wanted something this morning. I may bestuck. But at least I__ three feet closer to it.
Bo Burnham Egghead: Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone
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Hanged"I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever,the point is I hanged myself today and I__ stillhanging.I feel fine. Just bored. I keep hoping thatsomeone will come home and cut me downbut then I keep remembering that if I knewsomeone like that I wouldn__ be up here. Bitironic, right? Or is that not ironic? I readsomewhere that, like, anything funny is,in some way, ironic. But I don__ know if it'sfunny or not. I don__ think my brain owns__unny_, you know?I feel taller. I like that.I__e never been away from my shadow forthis long. It had always clung to my feet,parting momentarily for a quick dive intothe swimming pool. But never for fivehours. I like it. There__ three feet of spacebetween my two and the floor.I wanted something this morning. I may bestuck. But at least I__ three feet closer to it.
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Egghead: Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone

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