I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

If you haven't said 'I love you' to someone today, do it. You won't always be happy, but you should try to be. Don't be too afraid of germs. Those people have no fun. Remember to look around sometimes. You might see something you haven't seen before or at the very least avoid being hit by a flying object. Speaking of flying objects, don't spend your life looking for extraterrestrial life, unless you work for NASA. Remember that you always have to cooperate with someone. Life is an endless negotiation. Play fair. Stay out of jail. Don't live in the past. Eat breakfast. It really is the most important meal of the day. Try to make new friends, even when you think you're too old to do that. ...And finally, remember this" 'Yes' is always a better work than 'no'. Unless, of course, someone has just asked you to commit a felony.

Our ability to adapt is amazing. Our ability to change isn't quite as spectacular.

Time is passing : not leaden steppingBut sprinting on winged feet,Quick silver slipping by.

Hair color is the easiest way to change your appearance, but a bad dye job might draw more attention to you.