As the helpless vampire watched the transformation, it started screaming. It was still screaming when his rows of razor sharp teeth sank into its throat.
America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistlineare foremost among them. I__ willing to make concessions, I really am. I drink, and prefer, skim milk. I__l take water packed tuna over oil packed tuna any day. I can stomach low-fat ranch or I-Can__-Believe-It__-Not-Anything. I__l even look the other way on sugar free ice cream (believe me that one hurts), but I__l be darned if I__ gonna let somebody take my delicious delicious pig fat from me. I__ rather die.
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America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistlineare foremost among them. I__ willing to make concessions, I really am. I drink, and prefer, skim milk. I__l take water packed tuna over oil packed tuna any day. I can stomach low-fat ranch or I-Can__-Believe-It__-Not-Anything. I__l even look the other way on sugar free ice cream (believe me that one hurts), but I__l be darned if I__ gonna let somebody take my delicious delicious pig fat from me. I__ rather die.
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