Their laughter was like the stridulation of the ghosts of grasshoppers.
Dear Me, I made a jackass out of myself tonight. I couldn__ stop it. The second I saw Stacy, I sprouted big donkey ears and a tail. I don__ know why she gets under my skin. Why should I care what she thinks of me? She__l be gone right along with Jason when Alana gets bored. Alana__ lasagna was terrible. No one noticed that I was slipping the harder pieces of it into my salad bowl and hiding them under the lettuce. It__ a good thing they don__ have a dog because if it was to eat the scraps, it would surely die. Jason and Stacy are gonna be shitting pasta shards. I feel sorry for Jason, not so much for Stacy. I__l have to patch things up with Alana, so this may not be the right time to tell her that her cooking is lethal. She was pissed when I left her house. I__ sure she__l tell Mom and Grammy I was a jerk. Jason was probably mad at me too. I feel a little bad about that. Me
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Dear Me, I made a jackass out of myself tonight. I couldn__ stop it. The second I saw Stacy, I sprouted big donkey ears and a tail. I don__ know why she gets under my skin. Why should I care what she thinks of me? She__l be gone right along with Jason when Alana gets bored. Alana__ lasagna was terrible. No one noticed that I was slipping the harder pieces of it into my salad bowl and hiding them under the lettuce. It__ a good thing they don__ have a dog because if it was to eat the scraps, it would surely die. Jason and Stacy are gonna be shitting pasta shards. I feel sorry for Jason, not so much for Stacy. I__l have to patch things up with Alana, so this may not be the right time to tell her that her cooking is lethal. She was pissed when I left her house. I__ sure she__l tell Mom and Grammy I was a jerk. Jason was probably mad at me too. I feel a little bad about that. Me
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