Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.
That Reagan shaped mechanical gadget in the metal box that made you jump like a little sissy boy, Joe, that is the heart and soul of what the flag____ebus crowd is scared of so bad they can__ even think about him existing._ He looked at Joe, waiting for an aha! that didn__ come. __hat whole wing of modern conservatism lives for, on, about, with, in, and by the idea that everything is happening via supernatural powers and that the devil is powerful and has to be fought. Modern science totally spoils that because it gives people so much power but not from supernatural sources. No God in the instruments, you know?__o with modern tech we can make Ronald Reagan appear to come back from the grave, but to do it with modern tech leaves no need for spirits or sacred words or miracles or any other flavor of magic. Which only re emphasizes what they__e most afraid of: living in a world where nobody paints the sky blue every morning, or leaves quarters for teeth, or made platypi as a joke, or decided to sculpt the Grand Canyon, or took granny to heaven to make chocolate chip cookies for the angels. Nobody, nobody, nobody. So since their theology won__ let me bring in a Robo Jesus to call forth Robo Reagan, like sort of a Robo Lazarus, and they really want this, like so many people do_well, it can__ come from nobody, it has to come from somebody, and the somebody can__ be God.__ell, if the devil is anything, he__ somebody.__oe was still sputtering. __ut it_I mean, they__e going to think it__ coming out of Hell! Literal capital H real place Hell!___ell, exactly. Think about how much that proves. If there__ a Hell and a Devil, there__ also a Heaven and a God. Once they have their Reagan back all they have to do is pray over him a little, drive the devil out, accept the blessing of a restored Reagan on behalf of God, and they__e good to go. God forgives crazier shit than that all the time.
Raise the Gipper!
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That Reagan shaped mechanical gadget in the metal box that made you jump like a little sissy boy, Joe, that is the heart and soul of what the flag____ebus crowd is scared of so bad they can__ even think about him existing._ He looked at Joe, waiting for an aha! that didn__ come. __hat whole wing of modern conservatism lives for, on, about, with, in, and by the idea that everything is happening via supernatural powers and that the devil is powerful and has to be fought. Modern science totally spoils that because it gives people so much power but not from supernatural sources. No God in the instruments, you know?__o with modern tech we can make Ronald Reagan appear to come back from the grave, but to do it with modern tech leaves no need for spirits or sacred words or miracles or any other flavor of magic. Which only re emphasizes what they__e most afraid of: living in a world where nobody paints the sky blue every morning, or leaves quarters for teeth, or made platypi as a joke, or decided to sculpt the Grand Canyon, or took granny to heaven to make chocolate chip cookies for the angels. Nobody, nobody, nobody. So since their theology won__ let me bring in a Robo Jesus to call forth Robo Reagan, like sort of a Robo Lazarus, and they really want this, like so many people do_well, it can__ come from nobody, it has to come from somebody, and the somebody can__ be God.__ell, if the devil is anything, he__ somebody.__oe was still sputtering. __ut it_I mean, they__e going to think it__ coming out of Hell! Literal capital H real place Hell!___ell, exactly. Think about how much that proves. If there__ a Hell and a Devil, there__ also a Heaven and a God. Once they have their Reagan back all they have to do is pray over him a little, drive the devil out, accept the blessing of a restored Reagan on behalf of God, and they__e good to go. God forgives crazier shit than that all the time.
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