...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? ____ not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I__ just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I__ like to cut your chest open._ The crowd cheers.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? ____ not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I__ just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I__ like to cut your chest open._ The crowd cheers.
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