...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn__ love the hell out of me; they ran the hell away from me. It wasn__ like I was a bad person or anything, I just _ had a lot of accidents. I didn__ mean accidents like I ate glue and then peed myself on a regular basis. I just tripped more than usual, and accidently set things on fire more than what would be considered __ormal_. I got kicked out of the village school only one moon-cycle before graduation for accidently making one of the teachers bald. How do you accidently make someone bald? That__ a good question. All you really need is a bucket of warm tar to accidently toss onto the back of their head. How do you get a bucket of warm tar? You don__ go looking for it or anything__r at least I didn__. It was just sitting on the road outside the school and I thought I should carry it inside to ask what it was.
Quote Detail
She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn__ love the hell out of me; they ran the hell away from me. It wasn__ like I was a bad person or anything, I just _ had a lot of accidents. I didn__ mean accidents like I ate glue and then peed myself on a regular basis. I just tripped more than usual, and accidently set things on fire more than what would be considered __ormal_. I got kicked out of the village school only one moon-cycle before graduation for accidently making one of the teachers bald. How do you accidently make someone bald? That__ a good question. All you really need is a bucket of warm tar to accidently toss onto the back of their head. How do you get a bucket of warm tar? You don__ go looking for it or anything__r at least I didn__. It was just sitting on the road outside the school and I thought I should carry it inside to ask what it was.
Quick Answer
What this quote page tells you
This canonical quote page keeps the full saying, the attributed author, any linked work, and the topic tags together so the quote can be cited from one stable URL.
Related Quotes
More quote cards from the same area
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.
[Lizzie Bennington to a reporter who has asked for her opinion about Jack Archer's celebrated thighs.] __hen you come back from a set down and bring the match to a final set tiebreak and are a point away from winning the match, only to have what looks like an extremely fit player call a time out because of a cramp and then watch that player sit back and casually converse and laugh while you do your best to keep your mental focus and your body moving so you don__ grow cold and cramp yourself, I hardly think you__ concern yourself with his burgeoning manhood, let alone his thighs!
A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, __elp.
You dance?___ think that might be overly optimistic,_ he said. __ do something. I__l try not to hurt you.