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Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get him paralytic on his thirtieth birthday, carry him to the tattooist__ and get a nice big ___ smack bang in the middle of his forehead was too much for me. Trouble is he can__ afford to have it removed so he wears a big plaster over it. Gangs of children tease him.__hat__ underneath the plaster, mister? Show us!__hey swear he has a third eye under there. My name is Bill but Dunce calls me __ez_ on account of my hat. I__e known Dunce for over sixteen years.
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Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get him paralytic on his thirtieth birthday, carry him to the tattooist__ and get a nice big ___ smack bang in the middle of his forehead was too much for me. Trouble is he can__ afford to have it removed so he wears a big plaster over it. Gangs of children tease him.__hat__ underneath the plaster, mister? Show us!__hey swear he has a third eye under there. My name is Bill but Dunce calls me __ez_ on account of my hat. I__e known Dunce for over sixteen years.

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