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How long you guys been renovating?_ Craig asked Arianna.__bout a month.___ow much longer?__rianna sighed. __he contractor messed up the counters, so who knows.___reaching to the choir.___eah?___h, yeah. But in the end everything turned out for the best.___ow so?___ell, for one, I switched from laminate to granite.___ranite . . ._ She exhaled, confounded, as if the granite countertop quandary was the most perplexing philosophical question of all time. __eah . . .We__e torn.___ore expensive, but aesthetically superior,_ Craig lobbied. __lso retains value longer.__nowing the sexual perversity about to transpire, I couldn__ reconcile that I was suddenly in an episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Granted, I didn__ know from normal pre__roup sex discussion topics, but I was pretty sure home improvement wasn__ on the list.
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How long you guys been renovating?_ Craig asked Arianna.__bout a month.___ow much longer?__rianna sighed. __he contractor messed up the counters, so who knows.___reaching to the choir.___eah?___h, yeah. But in the end everything turned out for the best.___ow so?___ell, for one, I switched from laminate to granite.___ranite . . ._ She exhaled, confounded, as if the granite countertop quandary was the most perplexing philosophical question of all time. __eah . . .We__e torn.___ore expensive, but aesthetically superior,_ Craig lobbied. __lso retains value longer.__nowing the sexual perversity about to transpire, I couldn__ reconcile that I was suddenly in an episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Granted, I didn__ know from normal pre__roup sex discussion topics, but I was pretty sure home improvement wasn__ on the list.
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