Please tell me you're not that stupid.Rachel to Melkin
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Malcolm Gladwell can__ help being a pinhead. He was probably born that way.
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
you must be stupid , if you think that i'm stupid enough, to believe your stupidness stupidity .
You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.
Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.
Is that gallantry I smell, or just stupidity? The two scents are much alike, as I recall.
[Francesca] 'You really are a few biscuits short of breakfast.'His eyebrows furrowed in confusion.'You're a few colors shy of a rainbow?' she offered. 'Not pulling a full wagon? Knitting with only one needle? All foam and no beer? Your cheese slid off the cracker? You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel?'[Nicodemus] 'All right. I get it.
Hiram!' Shelton ran to Hi's side. 'Aren't you you bleeding? I thought she shot you!''Red wine. When I saw it running everywhere, I played dead.' He winced as Shelton poked his belly. 'But I'm not leaping off any more shelves. That was pretty stupid.
In other words, the more stupid one is, the more he thinks he knows.
If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox.
A heavy gas generated by the fermentation of equally dense ideas, stupidity is the most common renewable source of energy, the easiest to extract, and the least costly, except when coupled with nuclear energy.
...there was an almost terrifying lack of intelligence in his eyes.
Stupidity is actually in a way the mark of intelligence - if you're not doing stupid things that defy logic you're probably not taking enough risks.
We have known for a long time that Prince Charles' empty sails are so rigged as to be swelled by any passing waft or breeze of crankiness and cant. He fell for the fake anthropologist Laurens van der Post. He was bowled over by the charms of homeopathic medicine. He has been believably reported as saying that plants do better if you talk to them in a soothing and encouraging way.
Am I too late?" Caleb asked as he joined them. "Did he do something stupid?""Yeah. On both counts." Tristan stalked past Nick.
...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside.