mystery

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting.

Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life.

Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.

In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose.

In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.

Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either.

Just the night before, a puma__ howl had set a chill at my spine and, man, life didn__ get any richer than that.

There are no coincidences", Silette wrote. "Only mysteries that haven't been solved, clues that haven't been placed. Most are blind to the language of the bird overheard, the leaf in our path, the phonographic record stuck in a groove, the unknown caller on the phone. They don't see the omens. They don't know how to read the signs. To them life is like a book with blank pages. But to the detective, it is an illuminated manuscript of mysteries.

Writers are like onions, layers upon layers upon layers.

They say love makes the world go around_ I been dizzy for a long time.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.