mystery

Water is intrinsically linked to the mystery and excitement of discovering new worlds.

Nothing woke up a man as quickly in the morning as a scorpion in his pants.

It__ the wonderment of water that makes it so appealing: thoughts of what__ beneath the surface, or out there beyond a watery horizon.

The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.

Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision through his skin, both dermis and epidermis, then carefully sever and separate the sternum. Only upon viewing the exposed thoracic cavity can you reach the heart--if indeed the male of the species actually possesses such an organ.

We're three women from two different centuries, trying to save the world from oblivion. I don't know about you, but that's way above my pay grade.

It was in a large window--a sort of hybrid between a shop and a private house--and consisted of a hand-written placard executed in bold Roman capitals announcing that these premises were occupied by no less a person than Professor Booley, late of Boston, U.S.A. (popularly believed to be the hub of the universe).

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

He's just a flash in the pants.

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

I had escaped the snare of certitude that I welcomed so avidly at first and entered, via the name of Jesus, the wide and comprehensive company of Jesus.