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There will always be an England While there's a country lane Wherever there's a cottage small Beside a field of grain.

The English woman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.

Deploring change is the unchangeable habit of all Englishmen. If you find any important figures who really like change such as Bernard Shaw Keir Hardie Lloyd George Selfridge or Disraeli you will find that they are not really English at all but Irish Scotch Welsh American or Jewish. Englishmen make changes sometimes great changes. But secretly or openly they always deplore them.

Without class differences England would cease to be the living theatre it is.

The British are just as keen to make money as the Americans but they prefer hypocrisy to a blatantly commercial attitude.

We are articulate but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence he sometimes says something.

The Empire is a Commonwealth of nations.

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British which amazes Americans who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.