husband

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.

I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all, I've never had a husband.

I'm incredibly sad that my mother's not here to see my kids and that my kids don't get to know her. And she didn't meet my husband. That's one of the hardest things. I don't even know how to put that into words.

I know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband.

I chose not to go into politics and policy. Those policies are my husband's job.

To catch a husband is an art to hold him is a job.

The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he's around you, he's such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.

Marriage is anti-romantic - husband and wife are terms like 'turkey' and 'goose.' Worse, they denote ownership.

I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

At the time of my second marriage, my husband was in his early 50s, I was in my mid-40s, and we each had two kids. We maintained our individual accounts and opened one for the house. We each kick the same percentage of our incomes into the house account and have a joint credit card. But we pay for our children separately.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh.

My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment.

I married my husband because I loved him, and I don't feel like there's anybody missing from our marriage, but when you think about this person that you love, and you think about what a wonderful thing it would be to bring another person like that into this world, I think that's the hardest part about all of it.

For someone to say that marriage is only about procreation is a joke. I didn't marry my husband to have children. I married my husband because I love my husband.

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.