golf

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Father, I can__ take this,_ I said. __hy not?_ __ecause you__e a priest, Father._ __nd my money__ no good because of it? What are you? A member of the Masonic Lodge?_ __aw, Father,_ I said. __ just feel guilty taking money from you._ __ell, you__e Irish and Jewish. You have to feel guilty over somethin_, don__ ya? Take the money and be happy ye have it.

After missing the cut at the 1957 Masters because of poor putting, Hogan retired to the clubhouse and suggested that putting should no longer be a part of the game. __f I had my way,_ Hogan grumbled, __very golf green would be made into a huge funnel. You hit the funnel and the ball would roll down a pipe into the hole. I__e always considered that golf is one game,_ Hogan added, __nd putting another.

_golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.

Excuse me, I must go and putt

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Put some action on your good intentions!

As far as I__ concerned, eighteen holes of golf is the only happiness that money can buy. - Momofuku Ando