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Laughter is ever young whereas tragedy except the very highest of all quickly becomes haggard.

Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

I think laughter may be a form of courage.... As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

When fate hands you a lemon make lemonade.

Any man can shoot a gun and with practice he can draw fast and shoot accurately but that makes no difference. What counts is how you stand up when somebody is shooting back at you.

To have courage for whatever comes in life - everything lies in that.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you do hold well.

To a brave man good and bad luck are like his right and left hand. He uses both.

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.

Let us not be needlessly bitter: certain failures are sometimes fruitful.

Humor is the healthy way of feeling "distance" between one's self and the problem a way of standing off and looking at one's problems with perspective.

On the occasion of every accident that befalls you ... inquire what power you have for turning it to use.

A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive tolerate the unpleasant cope with the unexpected and smile through the unbearable.

True luck consists not in holding the best cards at the table luckiest he who knows just when to rise and go home.

Were it not for my little jokes I could not bear the burdens of this office.

Humor is an affirmation of dignity a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

There are more serious problems in life than financial ones and I've had a lot of those. I've been broke before and will be again. Heartbroke? That's serious. Lose a few bucks? That's not.