comedy-romance

To order a wife by mail seemed strange to him indeed; so strange he could only open the letters in the confidential cloak of night, undisturbed by even the servants..." Lord Hartford's thoughts at the prospect of reading letters in response to his advertisement for a mail order bride in "To Find a Duchess

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

Well damn, I guess I__e had a few threesomes and foursomes too. However, I don__ really think that having Ben and Jerry ice cream and umm...BOB, your battery operated boyfriend, constitute as a real threesome or foursome.

The best stories come from deep within us and are of us. Either our inner child comes out to play and makes all things possible, or we mold our characters and events from our own experiences, or our dreams of wanting to experience.

Looking with his eyes? Seriously? What else would he look around with?__rish nonchalantly uses her middle finger to scratch her temple. __oddlers learn by making connections between the body part and the action.__ince blinks. __h, so talking to a kid like that__ normal?_ __omeday I hope to have a conversation where I don__ sound like a character from Star Wars.___ can see how you__ look forward to that.