aphorists

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

Even the world__ greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.

Some people__ self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

Some men__ chests are more buttlike than some women__ butts.

He with the cleanest clothes isn__ necessarily the cleanest.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else__ opinion that we do not look happy.