airport

At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.

Best of stories are created at Airports, Dinner Tables and Showers!

We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts something to talk about besides the Blue Mustang. They think our statues are the work of Masons or reptilian beings. Ha.

You know_ the airport is the only place you can walk around with no shoes, a glazed look on your face, and sleep on the benches and no one judges you.

Maybe I live in the gates that lead to outbound international flights. Maybe that is home.And do I feel more comfortable at the departures or at the arrivals?

Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace.