advice

Be careful of the kind of people who you seek advice from. Some people are not happy with your blessings in life, and would do anything to stop you from embracing your future blessings.

Every experience is a book to be written.

Kiss my foot, sir; my face is for mouths of consequence.

Dear Future Daughter:1) When you__e at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won__ regret it. Often times you__l find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it__ way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you__e read or heard otherwise is bullshit.4) One day a boy is going to come along who__ touch feels like fire and who__ words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you__e not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry__ and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

There is one thing you need to do to people who hate you for the way you are and what you do. What's that? The thing you do best. And that would be? Give them hell,and fight back,not violently,but give them reason to not like you.

Well, I definitely advise anyone who wants to write, write. Don__ let anyone tell you that you shouldn__. Don__ let anyone tell you that you can__. Because a lot of people can be very discouraging to people who say they want to be a professional writer. If you want to do it, then chase it. Chase your dreams. Follow your heart. If that__ what you want, go after it. Write it out. You never know, you could be the next big thing.

You ought to love and care for your parents in their old age.

Never eat anything bigger than your ass.

Be with someone you don't want to be without.

Never be afraid to ask. The worst you'll get is 'No', but maybe you'll get a 'Yes'.

Do not make promises when you are happy, either way never make decisions when you are angry. Stay calm.

No matter how long a log of wood remains in the river it does not become a crocodile

Speak kindly to with adult women as you would to your mother.

With the best of intentions you toss me a lifeline. Failing to see how a piece of rope will do me any good, I ignore it and drown.

To see, all one has to do is look. To hear, all one has to do is listen.

Man needs difficult times for reflection and personal growth.

Hold onto your innocence of heart, at all costs! Because it is the spark of deity that you are born with. Don__ let the trolls steal your divineness.