There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things did not belong, and if you tell me that it was the naked jock, you shouldn't be reading this story.
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids.
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