Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.
...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
The Cat Who Saw Red
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...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
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