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Mr. Mancini had a singular talent for making me uncomfortable. He forced me to consider things I__ rather not think about _ the sex of my guitar, for instance. If I honestly wanted to put my hands on a woman, would that automatically mean I could play? Gretchen__ teacher never told her to think of her piano as a boy. Neither did Lisa__ flute teacher, though in that case the analogy was obvious. On the off chance that sexual desire was all it took, I steered clear of Lisa__ instrument, fearing that I might be labeled a prodigy.
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Mr. Mancini had a singular talent for making me uncomfortable. He forced me to consider things I__ rather not think about _ the sex of my guitar, for instance. If I honestly wanted to put my hands on a woman, would that automatically mean I could play? Gretchen__ teacher never told her to think of her piano as a boy. Neither did Lisa__ flute teacher, though in that case the analogy was obvious. On the off chance that sexual desire was all it took, I steered clear of Lisa__ instrument, fearing that I might be labeled a prodigy.
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Me Talk Pretty One Day

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