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Larry__ such a liar---He tells outrageous lies.He says he__ ninety-nine years oldInstead of only five.He says he lives up on the moon,He says that he once flew.He says he__ really six feet fourInstead of three feet two.He says he has a billion dollars__tead of just a dime.He says he rode a dinosaurBack in some distant time.He says his mother is the moonWho taught him magic spells.He says his father is the windThat rings the morning bells.He says he can take stones and rocksAnd turn them into gold.He says he can take burnin_ fireAnd turn it freezin_ cold.He said he__ send me seven elvesTo help me with my chores.But Larry__ such a liar---He only sent me four.
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Larry__ such a liar---He tells outrageous lies.He says he__ ninety-nine years oldInstead of only five.He says he lives up on the moon,He says that he once flew.He says he__ really six feet fourInstead of three feet two.He says he has a billion dollars__tead of just a dime.He says he rode a dinosaurBack in some distant time.He says his mother is the moonWho taught him magic spells.He says his father is the windThat rings the morning bells.He says he can take stones and rocksAnd turn them into gold.He says he can take burnin_ fireAnd turn it freezin_ cold.He said he__ send me seven elvesTo help me with my chores.But Larry__ such a liar---He only sent me four.

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