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Picture this broad: 22 going on 18. Half the guys in my class would have given their left testicle to date her. This cupcake is the guidance counselor the principal has assigned me. Miss Boyle is her name. We all call her __iss Bubbly Water._ Imagine the teasing I have to endure from my friends. Not to mention what it__ like, sitting across from this Barbie Doll every Thursday afternoon, watching her cross and uncross her legs, while she__ lecturing me about__et this: __taying focused._ Right! My pants are on fire, and she__ handing me a crash course in Psych 101!
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Picture this broad: 22 going on 18. Half the guys in my class would have given their left testicle to date her. This cupcake is the guidance counselor the principal has assigned me. Miss Boyle is her name. We all call her __iss Bubbly Water._ Imagine the teasing I have to endure from my friends. Not to mention what it__ like, sitting across from this Barbie Doll every Thursday afternoon, watching her cross and uncross her legs, while she__ lecturing me about__et this: __taying focused._ Right! My pants are on fire, and she__ handing me a crash course in Psych 101!
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The Man Who Invented New Jersey: Collected Stories

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