When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate.
When my grandmother comes to dinner at our house she always carries her own jar of Turner__ Special Blend. She knows how much she needs and doesn__ want to be caught short. My brother remembers her at Christmas one year, an especially weepy time for her, when she put her hands around his neck and murmured, My little angel, you wouldn__ be so hard to kill. And though he knew it was only the whiskey talking, he also knew that the whiskey talked daily.
Another Bullshit Night in Suck City
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When my grandmother comes to dinner at our house she always carries her own jar of Turner__ Special Blend. She knows how much she needs and doesn__ want to be caught short. My brother remembers her at Christmas one year, an especially weepy time for her, when she put her hands around his neck and murmured, My little angel, you wouldn__ be so hard to kill. And though he knew it was only the whiskey talking, he also knew that the whiskey talked daily.
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