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The way I see it, everyone__ been telling the story wrong. I mean, take Cinderella, for example. She never asked for a Prince, let alone waited around for one. Hell, all she ever wanted was a night off from work and a fancy dress to twirl in for a few hours. It__ never made sense to me that I__ supposed to sit around pining for some mythical Prince Charming to get off his ass and rescue me. If that__ the grand game plan, I could end up waiting forever. Because, I mean, if he__ anything like the rest of the male population, the prince is probably stuck in traffic somewhere, or got lost along the way and is too damn stubborn to ask for directions.
Julie Johnson Not You It's Me
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The way I see it, everyone__ been telling the story wrong. I mean, take Cinderella, for example. She never asked for a Prince, let alone waited around for one. Hell, all she ever wanted was a night off from work and a fancy dress to twirl in for a few hours. It__ never made sense to me that I__ supposed to sit around pining for some mythical Prince Charming to get off his ass and rescue me. If that__ the grand game plan, I could end up waiting forever. Because, I mean, if he__ anything like the rest of the male population, the prince is probably stuck in traffic somewhere, or got lost along the way and is too damn stubborn to ask for directions.

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