There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things did not belong, and if you tell me that it was the naked jock, you shouldn't be reading this story.
A true heterosexual never has a problem with gay people, gay people sense he is into pussy and only into pussy. That__ why I can__ abide homophobes, deep down they fear their little secret will one day be exposed, picked up by a very reliable gaydar, as sure as wifi is picked up by a computer.
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A true heterosexual never has a problem with gay people, gay people sense he is into pussy and only into pussy. That__ why I can__ abide homophobes, deep down they fear their little secret will one day be exposed, picked up by a very reliable gaydar, as sure as wifi is picked up by a computer.
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