Pawan Mishra

I once heard of a class teacher who__ punish every student wearing a blue shirt whenever a student wearing blue shirt had committed a mistake. I thought that was pretty bad. I then heard of a class teacher who__ punish every student wearing a blue shirt whenever someone in blue shirt committed a mistake somewhere else. Clearly, the worst is not a reality.

Who might you be?_ she demanded. __ wretched lord of cacophony and sheer decibels? Or a ruthless assassin of harmony?

Let's chew on the chewables!

We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind.

It__ our version of a black hole. Just like amply compact mass can distort space and time to cause a black hole, a sufficiently dense breach of discipline in our office causes a black hole that sucks the offender away for eternity, never to spit back!

Now that I am past picking the knife to stab one, the reward of stabbing a few more comes at an unfairly lower risk!

The duel may go on for long, but the self-defense often wins over the self-reproach.

Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn__ you subsist only two-sided?

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.

Acceptance of the danger is of the essence for playing a quality sport.

A widespread meticulous consistency causes a bigger suspicion than the most obvious inconsistency does!

When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes.

With the wolves around, your humbleness is your worst adversary.

Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.

A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.

Many a times a huge problem gets solved with a trivial move.

A good joke doesn__ necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one__ own deserving jokes.

_golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.