John Zakour

HARV, can you help at all here?_ I asked, spinning downward.__ am writing your obituary. Well, not so much writing it as updating it,_ HARV told me.If I lived, I was going to kill HARV.

My number one fear is heights. Well, not so much the heights but the falling from heights. Actually the falling isn__ that bad (I have a strong heart), it__ the sudden stops that are painful. Believe me _ I experienced it once.

Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didn__ come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much as the next guy, but this place would be too cheesy for a giant mutant rat who had been starving for a week.

HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. __ou really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully,_ he lectured.__ skim them,_ I protested.__ell, if you skimmed them more carefully you would know that prolonged exposure to stealth mode may lead to side effects.___ can handle . . .___mpotence._ HARV smiled.__h,_ I said.__andy hasn__ really tested it on humans. It__ extra tough to get volunteers for those types of experiments,_ HARV said. __hough he has computer simulated it and the results tend to support this conclusion.___et__ try to limit our use of stealth mode from now on,_ I said.

Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we__ have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage.