George Bernard Shaw

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.

Give a man health and a course to steer and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.

This is true joy of life-being used for a purpose that is recognized by yourself as a mighty one ... instead of being a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

Use your health even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die do not outlive yourself.

This is true joy of life-the being used for a purpose that is recognized by yourself as a right one instead of being a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.

The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Fashions after all are only induced epidemics.

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Men are wise in proportion not to their experience but to their capacity for experience.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

fights you on patriotic principles he robs you on business principles he enslaves you on imperial principles.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.