Christopher Morley

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with my eyes, and I mean to make the best of my chance.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

When you sell a man a book you don__ sell him just 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue__ou sell him a whole new life.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious he learned the habit from Nature.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.

My theology briefly Is that the universe Was dictated But not signed.

Time is a flowing river. Happy those who allow themselves to be carried unresisting with the current. They float through easy days. They live unquestioning in the moment.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.