A.D. Aliwat

Short guys with attitudes always just kind of made me laugh, like small, yippy dogs.

Alphas, like Scarface, can be drug dealers, but it__ still a little grimy.

Being an investment banker is pretty much the perfect job for an all around triple-threat genius, and because I__ doing so well with it, I know I__ actually smarter than certifiable geniuses like Stephen Hawking and Einstein.

I make 2+2=5, and I get to keep the remaining 1 that__ not really there. I truly am a Master of the Universe. I don__ just do __od__ work,_ as our CEO once put it, it__ more like I__e actually become a god myself.

When you__e a professional athlete, you get paid millions of dollars for doing something that__ not only fun, but also physical and badass. You have fans: pathetic people without their own lives or hopes or dreams that measure their happiness on your weekly performance (this still boggles my mind, but in the best way possible__owever, my role as a fan now is quite detached). You get to travel around to different cities and fuck their most beautiful women. You are given license to do pretty much whatever you want all the time, and are forgiven easily and often instantly when caught doing anything illegal. Professional athletes can literally get away with murder.

It wasn__ really acceptable to be single for more than a week, two tops, if you were cool in junior high.

I__ pretty much the definition of an American Hero.

I was nine when I figured out it__ better to be respected than liked.

Polarization breeds respect.

Since humans are social animals, you__e basically only as good as your reputation.

I know my kids will be incredible, just not as great as me.

Sometimes it__ nice to remember the little things.