I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face down on the couch and sobbed like a reality TV star on confessional day.
Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?
Quote Detail
Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?
Quick Answer
What this quote page tells you
This canonical quote page keeps the full saying, the attributed author, any linked work, and the topic tags together so the quote can be cited from one stable URL.
Related Quotes
More quote cards from the same area
If one is going to spend her afternoon singing hymns to the great porcelain goddess, she might as well do it in a really plush ladies room. Stupid fear of public speaking.
He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it was done in a condescending tone that made me want to staple his lip to his tie.
When you are in a room with Kurtis, whether its one or a hundred he is the only person that matters.
Among the world's evils__ascism, ethnic cleansing, environmental degradation_ smoking deserves the most severe curricular attention in my kid's school.
When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate.