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I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn__ be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article __runk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I__ So Drunk.
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I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn__ be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article __runk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I__ So Drunk.
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