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You bit me on the neck? What kind of a sorry-ass vampire wannabe are you, anyhow?__ grabbed for my dirt-covered purse that lay by my feet. I kept a can of pepper spray in it for protection, or at least I used to. Did I still have it? Did those things have an expiration date? Didn__ matter. If I had to, I__ just use it to bash him over the head.I__ not a wannabe._ He actually had the audacity to look insulted. __ am a vampire.__sycho, I thought. Total psycho.
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You bit me on the neck? What kind of a sorry-ass vampire wannabe are you, anyhow?__ grabbed for my dirt-covered purse that lay by my feet. I kept a can of pepper spray in it for protection, or at least I used to. Did I still have it? Did those things have an expiration date? Didn__ matter. If I had to, I__ just use it to bash him over the head.I__ not a wannabe._ He actually had the audacity to look insulted. __ am a vampire.__sycho, I thought. Total psycho.
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Michelle Rowen

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